when my dad’s nervous he watches the game from outside
Married life with Ellen and Portia.
This will never not be funny
James Woods fired his agent upon learning, after the movie was already shot, that Quentin Tarantino wanted him for a part in Reservoir Dogs. For more movie facts and trivia follow movie
I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store
He’s not gonna have trouble with the ladies lol
He needs to teach me his unselfish ways
This kid is going places
YO THE REAL BALL IS STILL IN HIS GLOVE THOUGH. LIKE HE HAD THIS PLANNED FROM THE START.
^OMG HOLY SHIT
damn he the game all figured out before his balls dropped go figure
smooth as fuck
it took me 10 years to realized his head went into the shape of a leg
Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them
"suck my dick" ok
“bite me” hell yeah
"kiss my ass" sure
"Fuck you" well if you insist.
"my mother was right about you, you’re pathetic, you’ve got no job, and you’ve got no future" if you insist
I warned you